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A gratuitous sexual act involving bacon.
"Snorting coke off a hooker's ass is so 1990s. The Berkeley Breakfast is where it's at."
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Breakfast consumed after the first breakfast which is eaten very early in the morning, or early in the day in the process of a long journey. The first breakfast is usually light in nature and consists of small portions.
When I woke up early in the morning at 7am to watch cartoons my mother hadn't made breakfast yet so I just had a little bit of cereal. When she woke up at 9:30am she made me bacon and eggs, which was my second breakfast.
When I went camping with my friends they got drunk the night before so early in the morning I just had a small breakfast before they awoke so that we could all eat breakfast together later. My first breakfast consisted solely of biscuits. While for second breakfast I ate bacon and eggs. The breakfast I ate with them was second breakfast.
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oral sex performed by a man on a man in the morning
Pepe' gave Brian some good old fashioned chelsea breakfast.
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When you eat a girl out in the morning, after the pussy has had all night to just sit there and be...well nasty.
"Dude, I ate out my girlfriend this morning...take my advice and NEVER do it. Breakfast pussy is disgusting.
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Starting the day off right with One large coffe and two cigerettes to help get the blood level balanced and the bowels movin before getting underway.
Is he still in the shitter?
Yea!
Whore's breakfast again.
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A wholesome, hearty breakfast made with fresh ingredients, of the kind eaten by a field nigger before the day's work begins.
We had the usual nigger's breakfast before setting out for the day. (Ernest Hemingway)
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When two people share the first meal of the day in bed
Chad : Oh Baby last night was amazing my cock hasn't been that deep in a while!
Chad's Wife : I love you baby how about some Breakfast In Bed?
Steve : Hey guy's I heard you want some Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : WTF!
Chad : Well he is my weekend bitch!
Steve : How about some bacon egg's & sasuage!
Chad : Mmm you know how I love your sasuage!
Steve : Yeah especially in your bed!
Chad's Wife : Oh My God!
Chad : Get that sasuage over here!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Chad : MMMMM! I love Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : OH MY GOD! The both of you get the fuck out of my house!
Chad : I'm sorry would you like some of Steve's special sasuage too?
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
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