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When a bra is newly laundered and has that lifting tight suction power and makes your boobs look their best.
Today i have such great Breast Lift cuz i just did the laundry!
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The greatest thing since penis enlargement pills, kinda like the lady with the third breast in total recall.
Joe: Did you see Jane's new augmented breasts?
Jimmy: Oh hells to the yes
Jane: Did i hear you talking about these bad boys?
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A female equivalent of blue balls. The female is stimulated nearly until the point of orgasm, either by herself or a friend (man or metal) but gets stopped (by parents coming) or because of other reasons (the man ejaculates and has no energy left to give her more pleasure).
Helena: Chris got me so hot last night, but then we heard the front door slam, so we knew his parents were home. He jumped out the window, but it was the back door that I left open, so it was a false alarm. I had blue breasts, so I had to finish the job with my little silver friend.
Jaelene: That must have sucked. I know the feeling.
Helena: Indeed.
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When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
Self-labelled "lactivist" who feels entitled to berate new parents in the formula isle, either for choosing not to or being unable to breastfeed.
Breast Nazi: OMG HOW CAN YOU FEED YOUR BABY POISON! FORMULA MAKE YOUR CHILD A DUMB-ASS/YOUR KID WILL GET CANCER! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS LOW MILK SUPPLY! TRY HARDER! BREAST IS BEST!
New mom: I have vaginal tearing and sleep derivation, back off breast nazi!
gay kid, probably fat, might be black, definitely a fucking idiot.
god, i cant believe my sons hanging with that kid dylan again,
is he a monkey breast?
When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.
1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.