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A pitcher on the Philadelphia Phillies who likes to beat up his wife.
When Brett Myers gets mad he takes it out on his wife.
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Former NFL quaterback who takes alot of shit from people just beacause he's a legend in the NFL. While playing for the Green Bay Packers, he acheived almost every QB record possible, including most touchdowns thrown and most yards thrown. Often portrayed as "shit", Favre has played through immense emotional and physical pain, while winning MVP 3 times and having won one super bowl. Any human who would refer to Favre as crap is just jealous that they're team didn't have a franchise QB for the last 17 years.
Ignorant fan: wow Brett Favre threw another interception, what a hunk of shit
Packer fan: yeah, he has 2 interceptions to go along with his 6 touchdowns in this game, hey, isnt this your favourite team thats down 40 points against him?
Ignorant fan: no... *cries inside*
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Packer fan: Damn, another MVP season, Favre really tore it up this year.
Chargers fan: Oh yeah? Wait til we draft Ryan Leaf!
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Vikings fan: that Favre guy really pisses me off, i really wish i could have him on the vikings, i heard the other day that our punter was competeing with Tavaris Jackson for starting QB job, darn, atleast we have Adrian peterson, he'll bring us to the super bowl, as long as the punter can hand off the ball to him.
Packer fan: you can have our washed up kicker, do you feel better now?
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a stupid ugly kid with poopy gitch
omg that kid has poopy gitch what a brett wenger
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A very huge kid with small hands, he's full of rage and hates anyone that's of another race, even though he is of mixed races. He pretends to do P-90X and instead hops himself up on steroids. He usually takes twenty minute poops and doesn't really understand why he should wipe thoroughly. He doesn't believe in a God, but does believe in a God when he's in a sticky situation. He's been known to rape kittens and cuddle with them afterwards. One time in the mid-west, he mated with horses to try and create Minotaurs. He's the best friend you deny when others ask if you know him.
Man: "Hey, did you see that freak over there? He's such a Brett Wilshire."
Man 2: "Let's kick his ass!"
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Attributed to arguably one of the best quarterbacks to ever play in the NFL yet can never decide when to hang them up, Brett Favreing it simply means to wear out your welcome.
Example: " Chris has drank the rest of our beer and is now eating our food, that dude is completely brett favreing it (or being a brett favre)."
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When one focuses on all the little misfortunes in day-to-day life, misfortunes that should be dismissed, all day long which causes you turn into a bitchy douchebag. It is most common for one to bitch about plans not consisting of exactly what they want them to.
T: "I was out with B all day and he shot down everything I wanted to do so we could go do what he wanted"
A: "Ahh, the Brett Effect"
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Simultaneously being the best and worst at something.
Brett Favre holds the record for the most touchdowns ever, but also holds the record for the most interceptions. Loser.
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