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the act of a girl giving one a handjob while one is urinating, thus creating a mess
-What did you do with that girl?
-I took that girl i met at the bar to the bathroom and she gave me a broken sprinkler!
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A dick trick where a man puts his thumb into his palm, and replaces it with his unerect penis. This makes the illusion that his thumb is fat and wobbly.
Joe: Did you see that guy at the party last night?
Tommy: you mean the one who busted out the broken thumb?
Joe: yeah it was tight.
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When you can't get an erect penis
Mom said "Your rod is broken" and all this time, I thought she was talking about fishing...
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A torn anus. Usually anal penetration of some sort of object or appendage of the human body will cause this.
His penis was so huge it gave me a broken donut.
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when you are fucking a girl sideways and you are on her leg and the other leg is on your shoulder you break the leg on your shoulder at the knee and you move in closer and fuck her harder in the ass so she screams in pain then you jizz in her butthole over and over
Guy 1: Oh my god I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital last night after we had sex.
Guy 2: Why?! Did her intestines fall out?!
Guy 1: No. We did this move called the broken propeller!
Guy 2: EWWWW she might not be able to walk again.
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the intense feeling of unfavorable emotions that overcomes the vagina following the refusal of a dick. The sexual organ equivalent to heart broken.
She tried to hook up with this guy at a club, but when she was denied, she was pussy broken.
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