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A rabbit-like little creature with no genitals and a cracking screechy voice that kills all who hear it.
"What's that noise?!"
"I think it's a Justin Bieber.. Let's put it out of its misery"
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A disgusting excuse for a musician, whose fans consist of virgin girls who know absolutely nothing of life. this boy thinks he's friends with all the "hot rap singers" (Usher), and sings of love as if he's actually fucking experienced it. he seems 14,and sounds like a girl. and now, he has the nerve to star in a movie... about himself! how absolutely rediculous. as if his life was the least bit interesting or worth talking about.
virgin tween 1: omg, i hella need to see the new justin bieber movie! im like sooo excited. i wonder if he'll be like...there... watching the movie too. like in the theatre!
virgin girl 2: omg that would be so cute lol! nd he would be like "ayy shawty wanna kiss?" omg i wish.
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1. living breathing cancer.
2.A type of gender disorder.
3.A big part of the problems in todays world.
4.A extremley offensive thing to the gay cummonity.
5.A 16 year old singer.
6.A relative of kermit the frog.
7.A singer who cried over a video by rucka rucka ali.
8.A average looking kid who got singed on his knees.
9.hip hops worst nightmare.
10.A reason why girls fingers begin to puss.
1.11 year old girl:I think i have "bieber fever"
Doctor:you got two weeks to live.
2.skater 1:dude my penis has gone inside me.
skater 2:Oh my god youve got the bieber disorder.
3.obama:today terrorist's revealed if bieber remains on youtube the retalation will be extreme.
4.boy george:I wish people will stop saying bieber is gay.It makes us as people look bad.
5.youtube views on baby talk about O.T.T
6.Jim hensins secret muppet was stolen.
7.justin bieber:He made a vid of me, ME the single biggest cock in the world.MUUUUUM!
8.teenage girl:wow bieber is hot.
average man:the kid looks like a starved panda sort your head out.
9.rap fan:i can't live with this crap on the billboards.
10.teenage girl:o just been sat in doors watching a little bieber.
teenage boy:(sniffs) awwww i can tell.
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A beautiful 16 year old boy. Who is so strong to deal with all these faggot haters. He has so much talent and every one who doesn't like him should probably hop off his dick. If you hate him get back to your life and stop being jealous of his beauty, talent, sweetness and everything. He is perfectly perfect<3
I love Justin Bieber!
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J.B. joke:
3 guys are in a cafe
The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world"
The second guy says "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy says "I have the smallest dick in the world"
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records
The first guy comes back and says I really do have the smallest arm in the world
The second guy comes back and says I really do have the smallest head in the world
The third guy comes back and says WHO THE F*** IS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
Boy: My dick is so small man.
Justin Bieber: Don't worry man, you can't even see my dick.
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Some pretty-boy who can't sing very well. Lots of young girls like him, but most of the world doesn't.
Many people act like they are part of a small percentage who doesn't like him. Many will watch his videos, listen to his music, and buy his products to make fun of them, not realizing that they are adding to his popularity and considerable wealth. They do not realize that he is marketing to young girls and doing a fantastic job at it, and that they can just ignore him.
Girl: I love Justin Bieber!
Guy 1: I don't care.
Guy 2: You idiot! How could you like that little faggot! He's such a little pussy and a sell-out! His music videos are terrible! Everytime I watch them I get so mad and I buy posters of his to set on fire!
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The sexiest guy alive! Not a faggot and for all of you faggots out there he has hit puberty and still sounds amazing! <3
A great singer
Girl 1: "Hey did u listen to that new Justin Bieber song Pray?"
Girl 2: "Ya it was awesome!"
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