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Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab
Hey bro Brandon is gunna be my stoner cab for the night
When two men have gay sex and get each other pregnant.
"How did William and Joseph both get pregnant simultaneously? They split a cab last year."
Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
People who run away from cabs.
Jess is a cab runner awayer.
having sex in the backseat of a car
Yo dude last night me and my girl got some backseat cab