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Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab
Hey bro Brandon is gunna be my stoner cab for the night
Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
A drinking game usually played the morning after a party consisting of at least four players. Similar to the card game Asshole or Janitor, except the loser must drink one serving of alcohol; One Beer, Shot, or serving of wine.
If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.
Wow that pre drink at Sarah's was awesome, but Pound Van Cab is what it's all about.
Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.
Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.
- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.
having sex in the backseat of a car
Yo dude last night me and my girl got some backseat cab
CAB -n - acronym that arranges to a word familiar to a pedestrian that walks the streets of New York. Initial meaning is "Cunt Ass Bitch". Permeated throughout the Northeast town of Allenhurst by Kate O'Rourke. She discovered this word while backpacking through Europe while she was studying abroad.
"Wow, that tourist was such a CAB" exclaimed young Billy, as he was flung to the sidewalk by the oblivious tourist...