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a total asswipe that ditches his "best friends" to mac on every girl in the group. drinks diarrhea through a curly straw and leaves a clevland steamer on his moms chest every day before he goes to school. sticks ferrets up his ass to help clean up the jiz stains that accumulate from anal sex. a total fuckface
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They type of guy who is bad and dont care what anyone says and he smokes and has sex every ever girl he can find. He always blackmails people to try and get his way, he always gets his way. His momma and step dad dont give a fuck about him or his brother. He needs to understand he isnt always going to get his way and i cant wait til u go to jail because u on ur 2nd strike with the cops... Literally cant wait.
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A anorexic twig that likes to think he's cool because he hangs out with other emo twigs, he's your best friend, (when you ejaculate in his girl) and your enemie when he says no.... He has a 1 inch destroyer and he'll gladly prove it @caleb_kerswill on Instagram, he'll eat your ass and then he'll eat is own ass using yours for leverage..... He has nothing for a dick but you better believe, when he rolls up in his purple hoodie, you got hell to pay...
Girl: Caleb you have a little dick....
Caleb: Bet
Girl: Ok whip it out big boy
Caleb: *takes an hour to get hard*
Girl: Your hard? Finally....
Caleb: *Whips out wang*
Girl: THATS IT?!?!?! LMFAO
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A term used in at least 2 T.V. series now that describes a person going home early or chickening out when the real party is getting started.
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to chop off your dick after sex because you feel unclean
Dude: I caleb-ed my dick last night
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A micro penis virgin that lives in his moms basement he has erectile disfunction and likes cock and ball.
Caleb: Who’s Joe?
Everyone: haha your so funny
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He is a ginger that is not trustworthy. He does not like people with the letter K because his name is spelt wrong. Caleb’s are know for always say rude things to you. Always threatening to kill/harm you. He slanders people to make him feel better about himself. He is also a egotistical bastard that hates dogs.
Person1:Do you know who Caleb is?
Person2:yeah he is a asshole
Person3: yeah he called Peta on a girl name kareliz because here name has a K
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