Nature's call

noun A term used to define, in a G-Rated dialect, the urge to take a massive dump.

1. Jimmy: You don't look so good. What's the rush?
Timmy: I have to answer nature's call!

2. Kimmy: Hey, what's up?
Bimmy: One moment, nature calls.

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London Calling

1. Fair warning uttered by assassins right before they take out their target. Spoken with an air of superiority.
2. Spoken by Killface on Cartoon Networks "Frisky Dingo" right before he takes out 3 bodyguards with shurikens.

Killface: London calling. (throws 3 shurikens at 3 bodyguards with guns. Instant kills.)

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ham call

When you see a fat chick you raise your arm and briskly pat your side to alert others of the mini van with legs heading in your general direction.

hey thanks for the "ham call" i left that party once the fat chicks showed up.

my sides hurt so bad from "ham calling" all last night in the club

Called in slack

To phone or email your place of work with an obvious fabrication, saying you can't come in.

Hey, Manfred called in slack. He said his garage burned down again ...I heard empty beer cans knocked over in the background while he mumbled.

call 12

To call the cops, to call narcs

If you don't get the f*ck out my house imma call 12

Las Calles

“The Streets” in spanish. Someone who is a degenerate to society who likes to consume or sell narcotics while being a whore/slut and sleeping around with other degenerates.

Damn bro she let you hit on the first night y’all chilled she’s for las calles.

Commute Call

A phone call a driver makes while commuting from home to work or from work to home, usually small talk to friends or family members without anything in particular to say. A call just to kill drive time.

Scott commute calls his mother every day on his way to work.