Curtain Call

Discovering not long after leaving the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet. Kinda like how grunting out a monster turd opens the floodgates.

John: "Okay, Let's head out and grab a beer."

Jason: "Hold up. I gotta hit the Thunderdome."

John: "You were just in there for like 10 minutes dude!"

Jason: "Yeah, I know. I gotta make a Curtain Call."

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London Calling

1. Fair warning uttered by assassins right before they take out their target. Spoken with an air of superiority.
2. Spoken by Killface on Cartoon Networks "Frisky Dingo" right before he takes out 3 bodyguards with shurikens.

Killface: London calling. (throws 3 shurikens at 3 bodyguards with guns. Instant kills.)

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call 12

To call the cops, to call narcs

If you don't get the f*ck out my house imma call 12

Called in slack

To phone or email your place of work with an obvious fabrication, saying you can't come in.

Hey, Manfred called in slack. He said his garage burned down again ...I heard empty beer cans knocked over in the background while he mumbled.

ham call

When you see a fat chick you raise your arm and briskly pat your side to alert others of the mini van with legs heading in your general direction.

hey thanks for the "ham call" i left that party once the fat chicks showed up.

my sides hurt so bad from "ham calling" all last night in the club

bubble call

Spontaneous evening summons to drink champagne with the bottle holder who extended the initial invitation. First made from a hotel lobby in central London, though location can be subject to variation. Not to be confused with a booty call, as the offer can be extended to platonic friends, though the two share some common characteristics. Namely the impromptu nature of the invitation, usually given late at night.

"I'm at a hotel in London with a free bottle of Veuve Clicquot that I cannot bring back in my hand luggage tomorrow. Anyone up for helping me finish it? No, it's not a booty call. Just a bubble call."

Commute Call

A phone call a driver makes while commuting from home to work or from work to home, usually small talk to friends or family members without anything in particular to say. A call just to kill drive time.

Scott commute calls his mother every day on his way to work.