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Capital P

Can be used to describe the Big Pimp.

"You know how they taught you in school about the little letters and the big letters? Wewll I'm the big letter...I'm the Capital P in this muthafucka."

by Pretty Tony L November 1, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


capital offense

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

by Downstrike September 27, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bathroom Capitalism

The act of selling products out of the school bathroom. It can range from one kid selling a single item to organized competetive markets of products. Usually the items sold are things the school doesn't allow.

Mike: I heard Caleb made two hundred dollars selling nicotine gum ten dollars a piece in the bathroom.

Joe: Bathroom capitalism at it's finest. Someone should start a competitive sale!

by BruhMoment1738 November 15, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Accounts Capital

the Accounts capital is the account of which autistic people refer to as their bank account for their imaginary business, this is commonly used when autistic people try to brag about their income, you can often hear this word being used by upcoming douche tubers and people who play weeb rhythm games e.g. love live school idol festival.

yo man I be making bulk cash on my Accounts Capital.
What is up guys its ya boy pussyslayerxxx here and im back again to sell merch and make that accounts capital booooys

by MR_POPO_NUT September 13, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meth Capital

Apache Junction, Arizona.

"Dude, went out to A.J. this weekend"

"Why on earth did you do that, it's the meth capital of the world. Dude, did you go there to score?"

...awkward silence.

by Rian Bashaw June 19, 2008

40๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anarcho Capitalism

An elite unrealistic philosophy theorized by rich white males who live in big McMansions in the suburbs or rural areas. A philosophy that the individual is the ultimate sovereign and all rights come from him. All public services are criminal and should be abolished and privatised, not just highways and schools but also the Courts. If you do not believe in Anarco Capitalism, you will be labeled a "statist". All forms of government from police to the courts are socialist and should be privatised. All of the Founding Fathers were socialist, your local city councilor, firefighter, your sidewalk and anyone who works for the government is a socialist. The police and courts should be done away with and replaced by Private Defense Agencies even though these defense agencies will resemble Kellog Brown and Root, Haliburton and Blackwater USA and will turn into roving death squads similar to those in Iraq and South America when the war breaks out over who gets to use the sidewalk. Once the war over who gets to use the sidewalk is complete and one defense agency remains after executing its competitors and unwilling customers, anarcho capitalism will give way anarcho fascism.

1. Anarcho capitalist to wife: "Honey I am going to the convienence store to buy some defense and court system"

wife: "Pick up some eggs while your there"

2. Just as there are no atheist in fox holes, you don't believe in anarcho capitalism while your house is burning down and (there is no more fire department) with your wife and kids inside while they are being simultaneously raped by local prisioners who broke out of prison because is privatised.

by douche bag fuck May 28, 2009

527๐Ÿ‘ 544๐Ÿ‘Ž


CAPITAL ASS

A person that is such an ass, it must be spelled with capital letters.

Bob: That Don is a CAPITAL ASS.
Dick: Yeah, he is also an Autotan

by ugfest January 16, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž