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A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys
Look, Joey has a carrot penis!
carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots
"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"
Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.
Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.
Using a penis ring to block circulation in the erect penis. Maintaining the erection for a prolonged period of time. This allows the man to have intercourse without ever losing his erection. Though as a consequence of the ring te penis turns blue.
Oh last night my man gave me the A Blue Carrot! He went on on and on. That's why I'm so tired.
A green carrot that chucks sweaty swords at ninja giraffes
They are usually found in the dishwasher
Oh no there's a carrot swordsman cutting up our plates in the dishwasher 😱
Anal sex. When man sticks his "carrot" or penis into the anus or "backyard" of another male or female for sexual pleasure.
Damon wants to experiment and backyard carrot his girlfriend.
The act of painting your entire body orange from head to toe, dying your hair green, and laying completely naked in your neighbors lawn, remaining still until something or someone unwillingly moves you.
Yeah man, I got arrested for being a yard carrot in Geoff's yard yesterday...