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ass of champions

n. well rounded, pert buttocks, attached to slim, well-figured person, generally male.

Yo, man, in Norway we saw the ultimate death metal ass of champions. He looked like Cousin It, I swear, but dude, the ass, the ass!

by zooky June 8, 2004

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


The Real Cari Champion

A person who does not follow the crowd she/he creates their own rules.
Cari Champion is an Atlanta news anchor who was fired for allegedly saying 'motherfucker' on the air. Wrongly accused she appealed the decision to Corporate headquarters. After three weeks, Meredith Corporation, a billion dollar company, reverses itself. Its NEVER been done before.

Don't let anyone tell you no! Show them the Real Cari Champion when you fight for your rights. The Real Cari Champion has prevailed everyone will receieve a fair opportunity as promised.

by WInner1 March 16, 2008

27πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Gold-medal Champion

Whiteboy7thst, a gold-medal champion of the online gaming community.

Whiteboy7thst, Chuck Norris, Jesus, Gold-medal Champion

by Subscriber; Mriamsofly August 15, 2011

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


tic tac champion

A person who instead of a wiener, has a tic tac in its place.

Kaiden is a tic tac champion!

by 420monay August 5, 2011


champion dog breader

a slacker , master gold brick,nonworker, dog fucker

I say Blair, What does your bother Terry do around here? Nothing! So what is Terry's job description ? Champion dog breader.

by BlairW February 21, 2010


daddys football champion

What my non existent girlfriend calls me while having sex and is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch while drinking half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.

Yea he’s daddys football champion

by Idkwhatsgoingonwithlife September 23, 2020


almost fight champion

The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.

Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen

Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.

by Bigbrachcock11 October 5, 2018