master chief

The most badass videogame character. Ever. Commenly seen with a MA5B 7.62mm Assault Rifle and using it to blow the hell outta Covanent aliens. Wears a uber-pimp set of green armor. Never see his face.

Master chief will blow the hell outta those dumb bugs, untill he has nothing left to shoot them with. Then, he will strangle them with their own living guts. -Sgt Johnson on Legendary

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Lover in Chief

A mocking nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

I’m in love and you’re in love and we’re all in love together, oozed the Lover in Chief at a recent gathering of euphoric would-be Kool Aid drinkers.

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Chief Unkawanka

Chief is the wisest of all. Chief create everything and knows the answer to any question. He gives excellent advice always and can be trusted completely. Chief loves metal, beer, ATV's and blowing shit up. He only comes out when the GREAT ONE is incredibly intoxicated. Shizzle is a word he often uses while dancing crazily and pretending to fly. When Chief get excited he urinate into the sky screaming SHIZZLE BIZZLE!!!

Chuck: Chief Unkawanka I beg of you to splain me some knowledge.
Chief: OK Chief tell you. Chief say man who fish in other woman's well often catch crab.
Chuck: Chief you are truly the wisest and most endowed of them all.

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Crew Chief

A species of primate. Distant relative of it's coworker, the specialist, whom are also known as pointy heads, among other names. May attempt to intimidate other crew chiefs by beating his chest, or occasionally fling turds at specialists. Also renowned for their ability to make anything fit, although this may involve hammer marks on said aircraft part.

To "crew chief" a component, means to use maximum physical force to install components on aircraft.

Scully totally crew chiefed that autopilot computer.

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This ain't it chief

A term for when something just isn't right.

"This ain't it chief."

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The Master Chief

The Master Chief is done when the man is multitasking and having doggie style sex with his significant other, while playing halo 3. The man then proceeds to stick the controller handles into the ass and vagina cavities at the same time. Be sure to keep the buttons out so that you can finish the fight.

*Note: Experience may change during online play

I got a killtacular while giving my girl the Master Chief last night!

My girl got doo-doo on my controller when I gave her the Master Chief.

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Master Chief

1)A very quiet character who single-handedly committed ridiculous genocide to an intelligent alien race, while never saying more than a few words.
2)Your typical mass murderer.

hello I am master chief lolololoololololololllollolololol

do u even care that you decimated thousands of grunts, jackels, elites, and hunters who were all brainwashed from the dogmatic "prophets?"

NAHZ

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