chipped beef

The result of a blow job given by someone wearing braces.

When Braces Sally gave Jimmy a BJ, he got chipped beef.

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Balmy Chips

Cool Beans.
Cool.
Neat.

How'd your day go?
It went okay.
Balmy Chips!

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ghetto chips

A bag of ramen noodles crushed and shaken up with the seasoning powder. Props if you can crush them up without puncturing the bag they come in. Requires no water.

I was so poor in college that my lunch every day was a bag of ghetto chips during my two-hour lecture.

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V-Chip

Chip created in the early 1990's? that allows parents to control TV channels viewed by their children. Yet utterly found useless for the fact that most adults are ignorant when it comes to new technologies such as computers and anything digital and were unable to use them.

His mom bought a V-Chip for the TV but doesn't know how to use it.

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Chips and Salsa

the act of consuming tortilla crisps and a spicy mixed dip of onions, tomatoes and other spices.

I just want to sit at home and chips and salsa.

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Chip giblet

The crusty pieces of chip shrapnel at the bottom of the bag no one eats or throws away. Equivalent to the end piece of bread.

Does anyone want the chip giblets? If not, I’m throwing them away.

friend chips

A virtual collection of "chips" you collect by doing favors for friends.

Brian: Dude, can you help me move out of my house this weekend?

Dave: I will, but that will cost you 12 months worth of friend chips.