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The Bass guitarist for the boston Indie band State Radio.
A God Among Men.
"Chuck Fay doesn't play the bass, Chuck Fay is the Bass."
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Chuck Bartowski is a t.v. character played by Zachary Levi. He is a normal guy until he downloads government secrets into his head (the Intersect). He is the coolest nerd/spy ever.
Chuck Bartowski: Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday, yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.
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a spinning roundhouse kick to the head
if you keep fucking around i'm gonna give you a chuck norris
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The only reason to watch Gossip Girl.
Chuck Bass: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Nate: You are deeply disturbed.
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Chuck Bass: You looked hot on Prince Theodore's arm, today.
Blair: Is that what I am to you, just an accessory?
Chuck: Next to him, yes. On me, you'd be so much more.
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Chuck Bass: Look... I care about three things, Nathaniel. Money, the pleasures money brings me, and you.
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Jenny: Let's play a game.
Chuck Bass: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.
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When one woman grabs another woman's hair during a fight, and throws her to the ground. and proceeds to drag her around.
this big girl was thot chucking some skinny chick outside gym class today, over some tweet
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A retarded fundamentalist Christian who thinks that the 2'000 year old piece of shit known as the Bible should be taught in school as fact. Oh, and he's a shit actor
Chuck Norris: Hi, I'm Chuck Norris.
Me: You fucking suck. *roundhouse kicks him in the balls*
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A sexual act during doggystle in which the man or strap-on lesbo steps over and around the receiver's head with the leading leg, followed by a back roundhouse kick to the head with the hind leg, all in one smooth badass motion.
Dude, this bitch ended up bein the freak of the century, so after I came in her ass I gave her the ol' chuck norris for good measure.
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