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Using your fellow teammates on mw2 as decoys to lure out enemys so you won't die
Wedbetter-dang bedneezy stop using wienerbago as your mw2 chump bait.
Bedneezy-heck no fool I don't wana die.
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A graduate of the U.S. Army Airborne School, and who proudly shows off his Basic Parachutist Wings, but has only limited (or no) airborne experience since Jump School. You must perform five actual jumps to graduate Airborne School, hence the "Five Jump Chump."
Basically, a leg pretending to be an actual paratrooper.
These include soldiers who went to Jump School despite being assigned to non-Airborne billets, soldiers in an Airborne unit who have not made a Combat Jump, or soldiers who have not upgraded their Basic Jump Wings to either Senior or Master Parachutist Wings due to a lack of personal initiative.
The new battalion commander is a dipshit Five Jump Chump who hasn't seen a Drop Zone since he was a fucking lieutenant.
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One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.
Steve is a two pump chump.
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A male who engages in very short sexual experiences. Only having enough stamina to last for a short while during sex.
Man he played then role of the two hump chump with Sue she was upset he came so quickly
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British slang of unknown origin meaning "crazy", like "off your rocker" or "out of your mind".
"I can't believe she tried to do that with only duct tape, a banana, and a bottle of Windex... that bitch was off her chump!"
"That may be true, but you're off your chump if you think you can get off without putting 'off your chump' in the example usage here."
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Pre pump chump is a dude who ejaculates before he sticks his dick in the 'special hole'.
"That wasn't fun at all," she said, "that guy was such a pre pump chump!"
Refers to three iterations of down stroke up stroke
frequently applied to fornication, but may apply equally well to masturbation
When the aroused male is unable to endure minimal penile stimulation either coed activities or solo stimulation and blows his load on the third iteration he is said to be a 3 pump chump.
When applied to intercourse as fornication 3 pump chump is a misnomer because the chump is really the jizz orifice (woman). While the average penis is seven inches long this is likely to effect those with longer than average penis as there is more surface area to receive pleasurable stimulation. The average penis girth is five inches. Those with above average girth might be victims of her jizz orifice applying too much additional stimulation suddenly albeit unconsciously.
If her jizz orifice is the victim of 3 pump chump with average or above average penis it is likely the male has a low- or zero refractory period allowing for extensive practive to overcome pump limitations
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