clock-watcher

An escort who constantly checks the time to ensure correct payment.

Client: How much?
Escort: 150 for the first hour, and 100 for every hour after that.
Client: Hmm...
Escort: But don't worry. I'm not a clock-watcher.

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clock somebody

hitting someone over the head

Yo, did she just clock somebody with a broom!

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squirrel clock

The best damn thing ever. These precious little beauties may seem annoying with a nut every hour, but trust me, they're hot.

No example needed. Squirrel clocks rock.

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blowlarm clock

someone, male or female, who wakes a man up the best way.

I was sleepin' like the dead, but I set my blowlarm clock and she cleaned me out!

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Clock Block

A clock block is a customer or co-worker that asks you a question or distracts you right as you are about to clock off for the day.

"Hey I thought you already left."
"Yeah, some clock block asked me if we had any more 1 liter Diet Coke in the back."

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Cold Clocked

getting socked in the face during an altercation

That girl schneider cold clocked that b**** and broke her nose!

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Wind the Clock

the action of tucking in your boner (which could possibly be an NRB) under your waistline/belt while in a public setting so that the boner is not visible from your pants; one essentially reaches into one's trousers and "winds the clock" (sweeps the boner) to noon in a swooping motion

I went to a titty club, got excited from all the boobies and jiggly booties, and had to "wind the clock" before she sat on my lap for a dance.

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