cock block master

a person, male or female, who has perfected the art of cock blocking

Ahhh shit, Stevie's here. He is a cock block master. No chance of hooking up tonight

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Boston Cock Block

Unlike a cock block, when anyone can jump the gun on you. When you're scouting a girl at a bar and your bro jumps in front of you to kick it.

Mike to Phil -"You see that hottie in the blue tank top over there by the bar? After I take a piss I'm on it."

**Mike goes to the bathroom and comes back to find his buddy Phil all over Jenna in the blue tank top**

Justin to Mike - "Oh man did you see that? Phil just layed a Boston Cock Block on you. Harsh!"

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cock block squad

Founded by Jordan, Hershel, and Nicos. Originated in the city of El Paso, Texas. The cock block squad is notorious for their extreme ability to cock block any one at any moment. Diego is a prime victim.

Bro, did you see Diego and Adriana hooking up? Of course Not! I cockblocked the fucking shit out of them!

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Gamers Cock Block

When a member in the party decides to join in on the game with the group when nobody in the group wants them to. Ultimately the group decides against playing the said game.

The other day, Ramzfan914 decided to be a gamers cock block and tried to play the same game with us. We decided to switch to a game that Ramzfan914 didn't have.

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cock block

moms whose always around gettin in the way of gettin "busssaay"

Bf: So 2nites the nite, rite?
Gf: Sorri but my moms always home when i get back..shes a total COCKBLOCK.

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cock block blocker

one who blocks a cock blocker.

At erikas after prom party Ashley and Phil wanted to fuck. Their friend kaitlyn didnt want them to and started to cock block phil. Then drunk Sipes came up from the basement and pulled kaitlyn away from phil and ashley so they can get to it. Sipes was the cock block blocker hookin phil up with some pussy that night.

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Grandfather cock block

getting cock blocked by an old person.

I was hitting on this fine looking nurse at the old folks home when my grandma told her about me being unemployed.

me: "nice Grandfather cock block g-ma!"

G-ma: "shut up and drink your ovaltine"

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