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The best erection of your life
1. Last night I had a golden Collins.
2. Oh my god my golden Collins was incredible.
when everyone you date turns gay.
Guy1: Hey lance how are you?
Guy2: My girl broke up with me for a woman
Guy1: You have the Collins curse!
Deryn Collins is better than everyone else. When you need a good friend go to her. She thinks Otto is very annoying. She hates anyone who is rude or she just doesn’t like you. TEAM BOOM IS THE BEST!
Otto: I wish people liked me even Deryn Collins hates me.
A British vocalist who was inaccurately made fun of in an episode of South Park. They were all wrong on it, it didn't even sound like him, and it barely looked like him.
Phil Collins rules! I don't care what anyone thinks.
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An alcoholic drink very much like a Tom Collins, except with the added ingredient of goodies/rohypnol.
Last night, Bart O'Kavanuagh bought me a Susan Collins at the bar and then pushed me into his car to rape me.
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Lauren Collins is the girl behind the ultra-cool Paige Michalchuk on Degrassi: The Next Generation. She's really cool and nothing like her alter-ego. She wants to be in a movie like The Breakfast Club and she's really close to her family. She thinks her co-star and one of her best friends, Adamo, is smoking hot. She's best friends with Adamo and Stacey. She used to be a Disney star, but she realized she could do better than that and graduated to Degrassi. She's a natural brunette.
"Remember that blonde girl who was on the Disney channel?"
"Oh, you mean Ashley Tisdale?"
"Hell no! I'm talking about the talented blonde girl, named Lauren Collins!"
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My answer to some of "definitions" already here:
"Mr. Collins normally sings out of tune, but his vocal harmonizers and pitch correctors fix all that."
No- go listen to one of his live performances, he is RIGHT on pitch every single time.
"Listen closely to any of his songs (even the Genesis ones) and you'll notice how his voice is always doubled and slightly echoed."
Yeah, that's called singing harmony you dunce. You sing a song two times, once in the melody and once in the harmony. Then you overlay the two and you get something that sounds wonderful.
"On the song "In the Air Tonight", about 2 minutes into the track, the filters are tweaked so that there are 3 versions of his voice singing at the same time - the 'normal' filtered version, a comical low pitched version, and his real voice. The low, weak, screechy, high voice in the background is his real singing voice."
Yeah, once again- three times recorded to make a harmony.
"Oh and FYI, the 'drum solo' on "In the Air..." was done on a drum machine, so I really don't know how it is considered a solo when a machine is playing it throughout the whole song."
If you've ever watched a Collins documentary, he explains why he did so- because he wanted to keep a constant beat and anyone good drummer would have tweaked it and detracted attention from the lyrics.
"But once again, he is a great drummer..."
Yes, yes he is.
Phil Collins is not a fag, he's not stupid, he is sincere, humble, and a fantastic singer with a great voice and perfect pitch.
Person 1: Dude. Phil Collins CANT sing but he is a great drummer.
Person 2: Oh really? I'd like to hear you sing in perfect pitch- both the harmony and the melody.
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