Colorado Dipshit

A person native to the state of colorado. Uneducated and ignorant, the dipshit enjoys harrassing tourists and pretending that colorado is really that cool. See also hick, moron , asshole. The dipshit is not self-aware enough to realize that not everyone driving down the road wants to be behind a pack of bike riders. The Breckenridge dipshit, is a little more evolved. The type to hand you back your change and the tip jar at the same time. Pride is another symptom of the Colorado dipshit, proud to be dumb.

Heard while Driving down the street with Texas licence plates on, "GO BACK TO TEXAS, GO BACK TO TEXAS, GO BACK TO TEXAS..." ME:"I'M NOT FROM TEXAS,YOU COLORADO DIPSHIT!"

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colorado cookie

A cookie made with marijuana.

Dude I just made some Colorado cookies!

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colorado cocktail

Marijuana. Weed. Some of that home grown rocky mountain broccoli!

In 2012 Colorado Passed Amendment 64, which effectively regulates marijuana like alchohol. The term's origin is unclear.

Let's chill with a Colorado cocktail!

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Erie, Colorado

A small town in Colorado full special needs and retarded kids. Everyone looks homeless and musty.

Lets go to Erie, Colorado to look at the special needs homeless people.

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Colorado College

A small school in Colorado Springs that claims to be the Harvard of the west, but really is not. The girls are horrible looking and even that is an understatement. The party scene is terrible. No one has school spirit because there is no reason to have any because the sports are awful. The block system makes it impossible to transfer because no other private institution believes that it is creditable. Everyone pretends to care about the environment, but will not take public transportation anywhere. The guys are all into bro rape. The girls never shave past their ankles, and the guys are into that. Kids at UCCS have more common sense than the morons here. It's the worst.

Colorado College is The Cunt of Colorado.

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holden colorado

A family SUV that is not suitable for off-road use

I have to buy a Holden Colorado because the misses wants kids

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Colorado Avalanche

suck

The Colorado Avalanche suck. Especially that Duchene or Douchey kid, whatever his name is.

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