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(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.
Comfort food fattens up animals for the kill.
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A term coined by starving millennial vegans to describe any traditional dish that would not be found in, say, a rabbit's diet.
That chicken sandwich is so just comfort food--you're going to need to detox with an arugula salad with nutritional yeast.
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a phrase for which someone has reached the lowest level of intelligence, reserved for true retards who probably don't know how to wipe their own asses.
1."Jesus Marco, why did you crack my pencil in half? Youre SUCH a comfort wipe"
2."Comfort wipe, my ASS!"
3."Jesus Christ Susanna why'd you key your own car?" "I thought someone stole my parking space!" " Susanna your such a fucking comfort wipe. "
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1. female variant of a Japanese-owned sex slave.
2. a female Weeaboo or a slut that's into Japanese animated porn.
1. "Grandma, what's a Comfort woman," questioned the little girl. "No dear, that's a bad word used by evil men," responded the old ex-Comfort Woman who was forced into sexual slavery during WWII.
2. God that bitch, put name here, keeps posting those inappropriate and disgusting drawings of hers. She's such a Comfort Woman to those disgusting perverts.
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1. a guy who wifey's up sluts
2. a guy who dates complete whores
3. a guy who sets not standard on who he dates
that nigga is such a slut comforter.. he's always messing with skeezas!
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A person who frequently and unnecessarily purchases a new comforter even though the one they have is perfectly fine.
CW: "hey look at my new comforter! it's so soft and pretty"
Friend: "that's the third comforter you've bought this month you comforter whore!"
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After a long coding session with your awful superior at work, you start coding complete sense-numbing shit instead of eating twinkies.
In other words: coding to avoid comfort food.
My Superior: "Move this 5 px right. Color this blue. Center the text. Align the text right. No, center. Update AWS settings, wait, don't, color the previous thing green. why did you not update AWS settings?"
Me, the moment he leaves me the fuck alone:
*Splits random css files into smaller ones for 2 hours*
*COMFORT CODING*