(Noun) A title bestowed upon a person with a tongue trained in the art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.
Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.
I've never met a cooch savior like you, James.
Freeloading vagina begger that does nothing to earn the love. And is always looking for the easy exit.
Also a person who takes advantage of giving women.
John, are you two gonna be in there all day?
John: until she kicks me out!
Man, you are such a cooch mooch!
Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
A roll of fat between the stomach and genital area, also more commonly known as a gunt.
John: I was sitting down when all of a sudden this person who was standing close reached over to grab a flyer above me and nearly suffocated me with their cooch pouch.
Mike: *shaking his head*