A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.
I havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf's kingda cooch
A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it
Man I just need some buff cooch
Have you ever shredded a rotisserie chicken.
Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself
“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”
The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
“ I bet your cooch cavern looks like this”.
Beating the coochie up
Beating it so good that u gotta dance or you going crazy
Yo bro I just came from my girl house and i was blicking in the cooch, i was going crazy.
putting multiple boba bubble balls in your cooch and sneezing so they pop in said cooch
I heard Emma and Tiffany had boba-coochs over the weekend
That fishy fish smell, that you know isn't fish. Usually ends up being a product of doing it dirty with someone.
Amanda: You ready? (Strips)
Chad: (a strong smell arises) UGH, Cooch Wind!