Cooter safari

Is what you have to go on when u go down on a chick and realize her pussy hair is out of control and looks like a jungle.

I had to go on a cooter safari to just to be able to find the opening to her pussy.

cooter bronson

Just another word for your vagina

I have a big fat cooter Bronson.

Cooter nugget

Anything that falls or protrudes out of a womens vagina. Example: Tampon, discharge due to a STD, a baby, something nasty...

Thats one hell of a cooter nugget she has.

Cooter dick

Trans female to male

That one has a cooter dick

Cooter rub

Referring to cuddling with a girl while rubbing the vagina area outside the girls pants.

Kj can't close, he just cooter rubs all night!

cooter goblin

A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!

Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!

cooter pinch

Noun. The frame around a vagina created by tight fitting pants or shorts. Not as distinct as camel toe but similar. Considered sexy.

Hey man, those jeans give that chick a nice cooter pinch.