Rural Dictionary

West Cork

A mythical place in the south of ireland covered in bogs and swamps home of the bogus trottus. The locals say that the bogus trottus can be seen slipping about the bogs at night time . Never approach a BT (Bogus trottus) because they drink buckfast until the early hours making them hyperactive and violent.A nother native of west cork is the (muckus flipeus) a human version of the bogus trottus. This is a very dangerous species of the BT . They have aqquired the slipping and trotting skills of BTs but have brain damage due to the MDMA chemical found in their food (BOG SHRUBS). Making the muckus flipeus a highly dangerous individual.

Q...Is that a muckus flipeus or a bogus trottus i see over there in West Cork. ???

ans .. I dont know but stay away from it because its covered in muck and throwing spuds at them sheep.Lets go back to east cork where it is safer for us .

by housboggy November 5, 2003

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cork-popper

Someone who drinks at least three wine bottles a day.

He goes to parties everyday and is a drunk and loves wine, so he is a cork-popper.

by coolkid2345678901234567890 June 24, 2013

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Cork Asian

An albino with airs of superiority, who doesn't realise that people were brown long before some of them went north and lost their skin colour.

I hate Asians, but I especially hate those pale bastards, those bloody Cork Asians!

Have you seen the boardrooms of corporations lately? Talk about spot the non-white male! It's being taken over by pink men! It's a Cork Asian invasion!!

by Alex From Oz October 5, 2007

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cork syndrome

When peeing for the first time while drinking alcohol will result in cork syndrome, as in Popping a cork on a bottle of liquid. Meaning regular trips to the bathroom thereafter.

After going to the bathroom in the pub then leaving, you may find yourself needing to go again 10 minuets later on the nearest street corner. Alas the downside to cork syndrome!

by luciferuk March 7, 2007

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