coughing hyena

One who expels bacteria infected mucus by coughing extremely loud, consistently and profusely to the point where you want to inflict pain upon that person so they stop being so annoying. And they still keep coughing.

I don't know but they're a coughing hyena!

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no cough no stone

When smoking marijuana and someone coughs you can say "no cough no stone" (as in "no pain no gain"). It means the coughing weedsmoker will get stoned anyway and need not worry.

I had to cough badly when she handed me the spliff, but she smiled and said "no cough no stone".

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Cough and Call

A term used to call in sick from work.

I just wasn't in the mood for people's bullshit today so I pulled a cough and call.

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cough fag

when one gets a boner from the doctor while they touch your balls and make you cough.

John is such a cough fag

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cough it off

When you or someone else does something extremely embarrassing and all you can do is "cough it off"

This is much like "walking it off" but only for embarrassment instead of pain

Friend 1 - Oh man did you see Tom lose his pants in front
of that group of hot chicks
Friend 2 - Ya man he totaly just had to cough it off
I felt so bad for him

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Bottie cough

To fart, to expell wind out of the anus

Mann, that bottie cough smells like a skunk

Cant you stop doing bottie coughs for a few seconds, only long enough to read the news, watch TV, move breathe, you know that sort op thing

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cough-wind

The unflattering and temperate breath one can feel on their skin, as a result of a nearby persons cough.

Well mannered person: Eugh, all I could feel on the tram was that guys cough-wind on my neck.