first cousin

Your uncle/aunts first child

Hey I'm closer to her than u that's my first cousin

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Cousin Fucker

Most often, a Cousin Fucker is a male who thinks they are god, owns a rebel flag, talks with a southern accent, either chew tobacco or drink alcohol from a very young age, use improper language, who hate any other race other than the whites, and there political stance is highly effected by their white supremacist parents and Facebook.

" Billy, I may be gay, but at least i'm not an inbred Cousin Fucker!"

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cousin fuckers

Dirty ugly poor people who fuck their cousins

Karen and kens moms are sisters and they are fucking,so they are cousin fuckers

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slender cousin

A quality street golden toffee finger.

Brother: Happy Christmas, what have you got in your stocking?
Sister: Thank you, I have got a slender cousin.
Brother: Oh great, you got a toffee finger.

Kentucky Cousins

Kentucky Cousins occur when two siblings from one family marry two first cousins from another family and both couples have children. Their children would be considered Kentucky Cousins.

I'm sure you've heard of double cousins, but have you ever heard of Kentucky Cousins? My brothers Jaison and Johnny married Katie and Kylee who are first cousins from another family. Now their kids are going to be Kentucky Cousins!

Hand Cousin

Noun - a person who pertains to give hand jobs to family members.

Alex is regularly satisfied by his hand cousin.

cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My cousin-uncle is a good person.