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Seminal Crawl

The crawl two entwined post-coital lovers do in search of tissue.

As we did our Seminal Crawl across my parents bed, he accidentally slipped out and a puddle of seamen dribbled onto the duvet cover. Oops.

by OriginalPokeman July 24, 2022


baby crawl

A dance move in clubs. Kinda like huming the floor in a push up position with someone grinding ontop of you.
Mostly sluts do this.

yooo did you see dem girls over there it was like 10 girls all doin baby crawl. it was mad chill!

by a;owubrpwirbawrn 2q43535 September 20, 2008


crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa September 27, 2015


No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.

Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.

by nolandc September 12, 2019


crawling

crawling in my skin

these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
consuming confusing

this lack of self control

I feel is never ending
controlling I can't seem
to find myself again
my walls are closing in
without a sense of confidence
I'm convinced that
it's just to much pressure to take
I felt this way before
so insecure
crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
discomfort endlessly has pulled
itself upon me
distracting reacting
against my will I stand
beside my own reflection

it's haunting how I can't seem
to find myself again
my walls are closing in

without a sense of confidence I'm convinced
that it's just to much pressure to take
I've felt this way before so insecure
crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee August 23, 2023


Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

by M0UNTA1N5 May 10, 2023


rascal crawl

When it is so easy to get with a girl , you can walk slower then a pimp walk

Man , you can get with her so easy , you're doing the rascal crawl

by constapatedape January 28, 2008