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when you cum and then fry your cum
"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"
That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up
Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!
Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less
A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
A proper noun, derived from English usually used as a nickname or insult, TRIGGER WARNING, few people survive Crispy Gnome trigger attacks.
Dammit, why'd you steal my pencil you crispy gnome, *Sudden screaming*
A prick with the amazing talent of writing song lyrics and at the age of 12 wrote a song that would changed the world for the better.
Gregethina Jr.: Did you hear that new goofy song by Crispy Christ?
Gregethina Jr. the second: Yea I love ‘If I was a dickhead’ !!!
The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.
Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew
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