A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
A pierced penis, usually a prince Albert.
Donna chipped her tooth on a crispy fry last night which lead to an emergency trip to the dentist.
Adjective. 1. To exhibit total and complete control over an otherwise insurmountable predicament. 2. To express defiance over a superior or opposing faction.
1. Example: Don't worry bout it, it's all good, it's grilled or crispy.
2.Example: Why you be all up on mah face, it's grilled or crispy!
Doing a sexual favour for a man for a single note of money.
I earned some cash last night doing a crispy bill
A prick with the amazing talent of writing song lyrics and at the age of 12 wrote a song that would changed the world for the better.
Gregethina Jr.: Did you hear that new goofy song by Crispy Christ?
Gregethina Jr. the second: Yea I love โIf I was a dickheadโ !!!
The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.
Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew
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