Critical Role

The best DND group ever to exist on this planet. I worship them, I pray to them. I manifest. THEYRE SO COOL

'Critical role is my life'

dance critic

A person that offers criticism for dances

person 1: what do you do for a living

person 2: i am a dance critic

critical damage

What is critical damage well, Critical damage stands for someone or somebody who starts chaos wherever they go

Jennifer Lopez is critical damage because who else is around her it's critical damage too

Critical republican theory

Critical republican theory is to take anything considered woke and assume people of color to blame and indoctrinate children when in reality the Republicans are just racist

Matt walsh had a critical republican theory that schools teaching about race is making him look bad so he got upset and cried over woke media

critical piece

Important part

The critical piece of this transaction is the valuation

Critical Knock-Out

When you get KO'd by an attack that you should've survived, had it not landed a critical hit.
CKO for short.

Game: Enemy attacks!
Player: No worries, I can survive this.
Game: Critical hit!
You've been defeated...
Player: Ugh! I hate Critical Knock-Outs!

voice mail critics

when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)

my friend and i became voice mail critics