Taking two bowls, one bowl consisting of honey and the other consisting of Grape Nuts. Dip your penis into the bowl of honey and then roll it into the Grape Nuts. You then insert your penis into a female's anus.
Me and my girlfriend had a wild night doing the crunchy jigsaw
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something that my mom called me when i called her a boomer, i think she meant granola girl but i went with it.
"ugh you're such a crunchy girl"
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Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon
Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie
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A term coined by rich TikTok girls in order to avoid saying they are middle class. This 'crunchy childhood' involves private nursery, a trust fund, and an obnoxious nuclear family.
Annoying person: 'OMG I had a crunchy childhood, my mom gave me 2,000 dollars when I was 6 years old HADSJAAJKAKA'
Annoyed person: 'I do not care'
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The urge for salty, crunchy snacks like chips or pretzels.
I am not hungry, I just have the crunchy munchies. Pass me the chips!
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One who wears excessive amounts of black, Tripp pants with chains and straps, Slipknot paraphernalia, and is usually also considered gothic.
"Did you see that crunchy walk out of Hot Topic with all that Slipknot stuff?"
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A bad bitch. One who sexier than no other, she is one with a pussy so tight and moves that make you feel right.
Jim: "do you like crunchy hoes Tom?"
Tom: "Why yes Jim, I do like Crunchy Hoes"
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