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Wise words by a man named Xavier in the show Xavier: Renegade Angel. This immaculate sentence can be interpreted as sleeping with a cucumber. In a certain type of way, because you get no affection by a physical being.
Person 1: "You nappa, you get slappa"
Person 2: "You slumber a cucumber."
Person 1: Crys and weeps for he is defeated
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When two girls smother a large cucumber in hummus and use it as a double dildo.
You should've gone to the bachelor party! There was a cucumber hummus sandwich show.
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The act in which the female takes the penis in her right hand and with her left hand applies green food dye up and down. And casually the woman defecates on the the penis. Hence, you have the Filthy Cucumber
DANG YO. last nite i gave my man one hell of a filthy cucumber. AWWW SHITT
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Probably the best gatorade flavour.
" This Lime Cucumber Gatorade go crazy "
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When a transgender woman accidentally shows off her crotch while wearing a dress or skirt
“I was viewing the cityscape when I noticed I was showing sea cucumber to the whole world.”
A band that makes music for porn videos.
Man that music is funny, it sounds like it could be background music in a porn video.
Yeah, it must be from a Big Cucumber Band.
Cucumber penis pp is the pp that's wore by me, my pp was lost when in was playing natural disaster survival and it was sad sadder then ppl that got spied by matts pp my pp is not spy able it's a cucumber now now I cannot have sex with cb because he might eat it and he also divorced me
Cucumber penis pp is lost not funy because I'm a turtle