Melbourne Cup

Best excuse for a long weekend. Ever.

What a waste of money, time, horses... but still, the Melbourne Cup gets me 2 extra days off school in November!

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C-cup

Average and most satisfying boob size.

You can tell those nice breasts are c-cups.

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pimp cup

The one phrase that's apparently impossible to define while spelling correctly. Must've been all that pimp juice that made 'em dumb...

How hard is it to spell while defining "pimp cup"?

Copy-pasted from #1: "A dimaond encrusted chalis."

Copy-pasted from #3: "Chalis often plated with jewels."

Copy-pasted from #4: "A chalis type glass with diamonds or some simular stones type stones attached to it.usually compliments a playa or pimp."

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Cup Of Tea

n. More commonly referred to as a "Cup", it is a member of one's perferred sex whom embodies perfect, or near perfect, physical and aesthetic attributes.

Did you see that girl? She was my cup of tea. I think I'm in love.

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cup of joe

A cup of coffee. It originated from the time when cappuccino was popular. Then they had trouble pronouncing cappuccino so they named it cuppa joe. Then afterwards coffee became known as cup of joe.

Pour me a cup of joe will you?

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h-cup

a bra bigger than g and smaller than i. This bra size does exist in real life and so does L cup.

I want to see if the h-cup bra would fit me better.

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prime cups

Breast size reaching from DD to DDD.

This woman clearly wears prime cups bra!

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