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An often controversial, yet perrenial favorite NFL team that has won five Super Bowls. Called "America's Team," even though this has added to the continued controversy surrounding the team's highly-visible owner (Jerry Jones), his players (sometimes problematic) and coaching staff (usually outspoken).
The Dallas Cowboys are crazilly inconsistant, but I'm still a fan!
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Also known as the Dallas Cowgirls, they have a proud and rich history but their fans are mostly made up of rednecks and illiterates, illiterate rednecks, arrogant punks, losers, and jerk offs. Most ignorant Cowgirl fans are very happy now that they acquired Terrell Owens, the same asshole who wrecked 2 franchises (Dallas, you're next) and straight shitted on the cowpuke star a few years ago.
NFL Fan: What's your team?
redneck: Are the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs?
NFL Fan: I think so...
Redneck: Go Cowboys!!!
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A bunch of retards. their roster includes such football "greats" as Terrell Owens, who would stop nothing short of raping a dog on main St to get attention. How good are the Niners and the Eagles Doing this year? Dallas is next. Or Tony Romo, if indeed a straight man, the only one would deny a relationship with Jessica Simpson. Their current coach is Bill Parcels, the biggest Idiot in football, save Terrell Owens. The Cowboys fans are a bunch of ignorant Deuchbags, about 99 percent of whom start cheering for other teams when things go wrong in dallas
the Dallas cowboys are shit
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A Contemporary Term making reference to The Minimal of The Hurricane Katrina Evacuees migrating to Dallas, Texas and the cultural influence The Native of New Orleans have brought to Dallas, Texas
Since New Orleans have moved to Dallas due to Katrina, we call it "New Dallas".
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An NFL team made of players who try but arent a team. Had a fanbase of bandwagons before they all ran to the colts and patriots. Now the colts fans are running over to the patriots because the colts are nothing without Manning.
Dallas Cowboys fan: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Patriots fan: Nah I dont like the Colts anymore, the Patriots rock!
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An NFL team that a goofy bunch of tards root for on Sunday. Generally, Dallas Cowboys' fans do not know jack about football and the majority of their fans are not even from Texas. Their fans and organization live off their "Glory Days" in the past. Since the Mid 90's, this team has not been able to succeed and win playoff games.
"A Dallas Cowboys fan is what you would call a real frontrunner."
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When someone sings a song and has to imitate all the instruments and other vocals. A one man band, such as Dallas Green from City and Colour.
To hear the result, it is as if the song is from a multiple person band, but is actually only one person making all the sounds.
man 1: "Yo, I'm going to have to Dallas Green this part"
*man 1 sings/ imitates instruments alone*
man 2: "Yeah you are so Dallas Greenin' it"
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