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Where a chick eats a bread stick outta the dudes ass while jerking it. When she reaches his ass hole she then tosses his salad. Then she has to eat a danish to get the nasty taste outta her mouth.
Also known as "The olive garden"
Dude, me and my cchick went to olive garden and totally danish doughnutted it.
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The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.
We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.
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is the next best thing to getting a ride home.
It's 4 am, you're out hanging out with people, you ask a Danish who lives in your area if he/she can drop you off home. He/she will say yes. You will get dropped a few blocks away from your place, at his/her place and need to walk for 10-20 min to your place. That's a Danish drop-off.
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When three chicks take turns on your knob, one after the other; while one is working on the penis, the other two are performing analingus and/or sucking on your testicles.
Spring break was awesome! I got my first Danish Windmill Job ... it was better than I expected.
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Aidil Danish is the most dependable guy you could find.The name is also took from the name of Sultan or King in Malacca Sultanate.He is the kindest and people would kill to be his friend.While he is really a sensitive guy,he also is not easily offended.That's how great he is.He also cared greatly about his friend and never betray their trust and hope.He is humble even though smart and a having good looking face,he is the one person that would say something like "The inside of you is much more important".If you ever meet Aidil Danish be sure to make he your friend.
Friend 1:Aidil Danish you are so great! I'm really jealous of you.
Friend 2:Nah,he is just acting like an angel.I bet he is into some nasty shit
Aidil Danish: Thank you but as he said I'm not really the great person as you think I am.I did a lot of horrible things for I am just a human,but that's why I try the best to be the best I can be.
Friend 2:*cries of guiltiness*
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Also known as LEGO bricks, tbey are non explosive but can still cause extraordinary pain and suffering
Person: Watch out a Danish land mine!
Person 2: wha? ARGH FUCK
While receiving fellatio, a man discreetly takes a shit into his own hand, removes his dick from the mouth of whomever is sucking on his member, and replaces it with the fecal matter. After the victims mouth is filled with poop, deliver a strong kick to their stomach. The result is a violent explosion of poop shrapnel with a chance of cum and blood.
Roxanne thought she could make up for fucking my brother by sucking on my dick a little bit. I showed that bitch how I roll and gave her the Danish Poop Grenade. May God have mercy on her soul.
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