a person who has a lot of swag, and likes to give it out or sum idk
person 1 : ugh you're so mf swag
person 2 : fr you're literally a swag dealer
person 3 : i am, i am.
When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"
Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?
Like a drug dealer, except he deals raw milk instead of drugs. Many homeschoolers or health freaks who aren't farmers have raw milk dealers.
Raw Milk Dealer: "I swear there are no drugs in here!"
*Officer opens bag*
Officer: "It's raw milk, that's just as bad!"
*Officer puts dealer in handcuffs*
A person who sells BBQ as a front to sell grams of marijuana.
Hey let’s go to the BBQ dealer to score a gram
A pretty girl who loves money !
That girl is a pretty dealer !
A gay man who sells his own semen, usually to be drunken.
Bro my Milk Dealer has some fire semen in stock right now.
Someone who eats cheesecake out of a gay man's asshole
He's the biggest cheesecake dealer around he's soooo gay