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swag dealer

a person who has a lot of swag, and likes to give it out or sum idk

person 1 : ugh you're so mf swag
person 2 : fr you're literally a swag dealer
person 3 : i am, i am.

by kaliuchisismywife March 9, 2021


Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"

Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?

by HahaFunnyMan May 7, 2020


Raw Milk Dealer

Like a drug dealer, except he deals raw milk instead of drugs. Many homeschoolers or health freaks who aren't farmers have raw milk dealers.

Raw Milk Dealer: "I swear there are no drugs in here!"
*Officer opens bag*
Officer: "It's raw milk, that's just as bad!"
*Officer puts dealer in handcuffs*

by OkStephen March 14, 2022


bbq dealer

A person who sells BBQ as a front to sell grams of marijuana.

Hey let’s go to the BBQ dealer to score a gram

by BBQ Dealer January 4, 2020


Pretty Dealer

A pretty girl who loves money !

That girl is a pretty dealer !

by aaaawweww June 3, 2018


Milk Dealer

A gay man who sells his own semen, usually to be drunken.

Bro my Milk Dealer has some fire semen in stock right now.

by lil benzo October 19, 2020


cheesecake dealer

Someone who eats cheesecake out of a gay man's asshole

He's the biggest cheesecake dealer around he's soooo gay

by It's ya boi jerome May 13, 2020