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The hot nasty sex thats both mind blowing and horrifying. Also probably illegal in 49 out of 50 states.
Dude, last night I fucked this chick so hard I think I commited murder in the 69th degree. If the cops come looking, I went to Mexico.
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A party/dance that involves major grinding such that girls are bent over at a 90 degree angle. 180 degrees crazy means the girls were touching the floors. Anything above 180 is likely impossible.
Shotties were grinding major hard at last nights party. They were all bent over, touching the floor even. It was 90 degrees crazy. Maybe even 120
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Occurs sometimes when giving birth, in which the area of skin between the vagina and the anus tears as the baby moves through the vagina. It is very very painful for the mother to go through, as it leaves, instead of two orifices the mother is left with one very long hole.
Claire :My Sisters friend's sister gave birth the other day.
Sue: Really? What was it ? Boy Or Girl?
Claire : Girl, but its head was so big it left her with a Third Degree Rip!!
Sue *looks very disturbed* : Really? Thats disgusting!
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It is a well known fact that the booty is 3 degrees warmer than the vajayjay. Next time you're rejected at entering the sensual rear end sauna just mention this fact. It's sure to keep you warm on those cold winter nights.
penis is vagina is nice, but penis in the anus is tighter and 3 degrees warmer... mmm
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to have your erect penis, or someone elses erect penis, snapped at a 90 degree angle. An act of violence.
Dude, i dont know if im ever gonna be able to have sex again. I was gettin a blow job from Mary and i accidentally called her Sarah. She got angry and 90 degree angled my cock.
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A degree in the Conservative Arts, like plumbing, electrical and carpentry. These trades are not typically taught at traditional colleges, but also don't require a vast amount of student debt.
Connor, "I am barely making ends meet with all of my student debt!"
Eddie, "You should have pursued a Conservative Arts degree instead. I just bought a new truck!"
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if you ever get raped by your friends or by anyone all you have to do is refere to this list to tell how you were raped.
1st - penis to vag
2nd - oral
3rd - anal
4th - rape through clothes where they are to lazy to take off your clothes and rape you through holes they have made
5th - gay rape
6th - wape (weanus and wagina aka your elbow and the inside of your elbow)
7th - rape by association
8th - rape with the family
9th - beastiality (one with animals and such)
10th - rape with chains and whips
Chase: Teeyona, shrooms i got raped today
Teeyona: Im sorry
Shrooms: Which degree??
Chase umm i dont know
Teeyona: How did you get raped?
Chase: I still had my clothes on and it was from behind it made me sad D:
Shrooms: Oh thats the thrid and uhhhh
Teeyona: the fourth and possibly the 5th too
Chase: how do you know this
Teeyona and Shrooms: we studied the 10 degrees of rape in college last years duh!
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