weapon of mass destruction

what G.W. could not find and has many of at his ranch in texas. that cheap prick.

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mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.

Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."

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weapons of mass destruction

Used by Iraq on the Kurds a few years ago, therefore proving they had them.

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Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon, particularly from the twentieth century, which harms large numbers of people when deployed.

George Bush, Microsoft, the CNN newsbar, the Big Brother housemates, Antarctica

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weapon of ass destruction

A really steaming hot curry.

Sh!t!! That curry i had last night is a real weapon of ass destruction AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH MY RING!!!

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mutual assured destruction

Military Slang. When two or more enemies have more than enough nuclear weapons to destroy each other.

The war between Brikstan and Belgrave hit the point where Mutual Assured Destruction was confirmed on the news.

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Weapon of Monitor Destruction

Rumoured to be a secret military project that went wrong, Weapons of Monitor Destruction or WOMDs are completely denied by all respective agencies. There is mounting proof that manganaro is a WOMD due to a classroom incident that took place recently. Possibly another side effect of MBD.

"Watch out dude, that guy is a WOMD, better hide your computer!"

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