When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
A fat badass cat that will shit in your bushes
There's Dexter Cat, crappin' in those bushes again
I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,
A gay ass hoe who is the biggest sub you'll ever meet. smokes weed 25/8 and likes to be dominanted. a real penis.
Person: Man, that gay guy is so submissive!
Person 2: Sounds like you got a real Blake Dexter!
Someone who misses a record by a few milliseconds and disappoints his entire audience.
Source: DexteR771 (Trackmania Streamer on Twitch)
Streamer fails the X-th time to get an "easy" record.
Chat: "Damn he's again pulling a Dexter!"
Someone who misses a record by just a few milliseconds and disappoints all the spectators.
Source: (Trackmania Streamer: DexteR771)
Gamer misses a record by X milliseconds.
Chat: "Damn he is again pulling a Dexter!"