October 21th, suck Avery’s dick for free
U ready for national suck Averys Dick Day?
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Every girl has the pass of grabbing anyone’s dick
Oct 19 national grab dick day grab boys dicks
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“April 23rd”
You whip out your dick infront of your crush, sibling or friend on April 23rd
It’s national whip out your dick day you guys
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November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.
Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”
You suck your boyfriends fuckin soul out
Its national suck your boyfriends dick day today, I have to suck his dick
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You must give Cheko sucky sucky because it's National Suck cheko's dick day
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doesn’t matter where when or how, just suck that dick.(April 12th)
It’s april 12th bae I’m finna devour that dick. National suck your boyfriend’s dick day
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