I did it for the lulz.

Is the best response when being asked, "Why did you do it?"
Lulz being a corruption of "lol" deriving from the Chan network.

Judge: Why did you kill this man?

You: I did it for the lulz.

Authority: Why did you do "X"?

You: I did it for the lulz.

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did you pipe

Asking some if they piped is asking if they had sex with the other person indicated.

Bro, you hung out with Caitlin? Did you pipe?

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i did a thing

there’s a special place in hell for people who use this phrase.

chad: hey babe i did a thing
stephanie: what was it?
chad: i fucked your sister last night
shaphanie: wdym? ur joking?
chad: well, it was anal so like that doesn’t even count
stephanie: no i asked if you were joking because i don’t have a sister. my brother just has long hair...

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the fuck you did!

when someone lies and you know it so you say the fuck you did

Jared:dude, i just banged some hot girl.......
Sean: The Fuck you did!!!

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Got-R-Did

When a difficult, tiresome, or amorous task has been completed with manly brio, one is entitled to use this phrase in lieu of an affirmative answer to a question regarding the accomplishment of said task.

Mike: "Tim? The gagortion?"
Tim: "Got-R-Did."

Bill: "Answer me, man, you boned her!"
Jeremy: "Got-R-Did."

Ian: "Don't even come in this house you ain't got my cigarettes."
Clyde: "Got-R-Did, Got-R-Did."

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Did he die?

Referred to in EVERY failblog.org youtube video, commenters will always ask "Did he die?" or "Did she die?" even if the video is not an accident or something non harmful to human life.

A video of a newscaster incorrectly saying a headline will result in being asked if he died. The answer is more than likely no, but people think they are funny by asking the question anyway.

*failblog.org video playing on youtube*

Youtube commenter: Did he die?

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he never did

It is a way of life in which one realizes more and more every day; because it's a lifestyle change. There are three stages: denial, acceptance, and realization. One last note: his never doing will lead the way...
The utilization of the fights.
The implementation of the uuuumf.

Person A: Did he?
Person B: Ne-ver.
Person C: Not once, not one time.
Person A: Well, I guess he never did...

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