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The affliction of not seeing something even when it is right in front of your face.
When a man looks in the pantry and cannot find the replacement mayonaise, he has man disease.
The condition where one cannot remember that last time he got laid. Advanced stage: cannot remember with whom. Very advanced stage: Similar to advanced stage except he is married and faithful.
I cannot remember that last time I got, um, what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, "laid." I must have Balzheimer's Disease.
1.Gonorrhea.
You know that whore Tracy? Well I slept with her and now I have tractor disease.
The disease of being a hypocrite.
Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
(n.)- A disease causing the inability to understand, enjoy, or view GOOD music positively
Person 1: "Pierce the Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, and Black Veil Brides sucks."
Person 2: "Are you being serious? You must have Lozrocks disease."
A game that children play where one child acts as the Disease Fly. The other children build a fort with blankets on a bed. The Disease Fly kid must try and break his/her way into the fort and get inside to disease the other kids. If the Fly gets in, the Disease Fly wins. The defending kids generally never win, it's just how long they can last.
Hey Kevin, do you wanna play Disease Fly? I'll be the fly today.
When someones face looks exzachary(excactly) like their ass.
George has pretty severe exzachary disease