nose-diving

1. To rapidly and steadly down-grade one's own motivation and progress in anything relating to life. Eg. fucking up or losing in life.
2. The event in which an airborne object front-end(line-of-vision) first descends toward the earth.
3. Actively snorting cocaine on a regular daily basis. Snorting cocaine with addiction.

I don't nose-dive anymore.
or
That man has been nose-diving since he quit his job and ain't working.
or
His frisbee toss took a nose-dive into the mac and cheese dish at the barbeque.

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dive slut

noun; sounds like dahyv sluht; 1. a diver of male or female sex who will dive ANYWHERE with ANYONE at ANY TIME.

Give Jack poor visibility and no fish and he'd still gear up for a shore dive because he's a dive slut.

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Clevage Dive

Burying your face in a hot girls big tits

i just want to perform a clevage dive into pamela andersons titties

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Pearl Diving

Old school term that still applies to today. It is the act of ejaculating while the penis is completely under water. This can be in the tub or especially in a swimming pool or larger body of water. Basically one cums under the water and the semen beads off and suspends itself under the water, slowly floating to the surface. For those familiar with the practice and have developed the fetish, they usually go after the suspended semen and try to eat the ejaculate. This does take some skill, patience, and appeal so that is why the action has been called pearl diving

I asked him if he has ever been PEARL DIVING before and he said no. So with that I let my massive load escape under the calm waters of our spa. I then motioned him to get in and told him "happy hunting".

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duck dive

Pushing your surfboard under an oncoming wave or white water with your knee or foot in an attempt to avoid being throttled.

You see that kook out there, he don't even know how to duck dive.

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High Dive

A body shot where a male achieves an erection, places a shot of alcohol on the tip of his penis and launches it into the mouth of the recipient of the shot.

chick - "Hey wanna do body shots?"

dude- "I have a better idea, have you ever heard of a High Dive?"

chick- "What's that?"

dude- "I'll show you..."

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murph diving

diving into pussy... feet first

my girlfriend wanted me to get creative in bed, so I went murph diving and she loved it!

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