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An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.
-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.
Person A: "Did you hear about Mark? He donated a large sum of money to charity after news of his financial misconduct broke out."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."
A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.
“Hi Jon Scott”
“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”
Within the EVE Online (Space based MMORPG) gaming community, a 'Bad Dodger' is slang for an individual whom ducks social obligations of supporting friends and pays others to do it, often using real world currency.
That guy can't do anything for himself but he has a big wallet, such a bad dodger.
Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone
- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger
A person of low intellect (usually with their hands glued inside the top of their tracksuit bottoms) speaking incoherently.
The heated discussion cooled between the bus driver and the cyclist when it was interrupted by an aggressive consonant dodger.
Someone who is a fan of something that is OWNED by Disney but is not REALLY OWNED by Disney. Like Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars etc. although Disney owns them they are not really Disney at all considering that Disney bought them. Although these companies and brands are subsidiaries of Disney, they still maintain as their its unique culture, creativity, and technical prowess. More so, Disney would act as the parent company that employs these entities in specific roles, however they each have their departments, subsidiaries, or divisions with some degree of autonomy, maintaining their unique character and processes.
My cousin is a Disney Dodger for as long as I’ve remembered. Which is kind of weird since he’s watched all of the Pixar films but not any of the Walt Disney animated feature films.
A man who avoids women; typically because he is a homosexual.
"Hey Jamie, you massive crumpet dodger"