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When a girl's boyfriend dies he eternally haunts their bed. When another guy fuck the girl in said bed, the ghost of her ex will occasionally stick his otherworldly finger up the new guy's asshole. This supernatural occurrence is called the spooky dooty.
Guy 1: "Hey man I just found out that chick your smashing was engaged to some dude who died in a car crash. "
Guy 2: "Well that would explain the Spooky Doody I got last night. "
When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.
Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.
"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"
"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."
A feeling of remorse towards oneself for a reprehensible act.
Ted stole some jelly beans from Alice and now he has a doody conscience so hes going to apologize.
When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.
“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson
When you're tongue-punching your partner's chocolate starfish and the tip of your tongue taps the end of a turd.
I was face down in my girl's hind end when suddenly, Howdy Doody!
Somewhat redundant term for feces. Used by children or facetiously by adults. May serve as a noun or an interjection.
Fudge doody smeared down the side of the toilet when I flushed.
Fudge doody! I left my rubbers in the glovebox.