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Douche

Someone who wears "big label belts" while taking pictures with items such as champagne, or slutty girls. Typically characterized as "too cool."

"I saw a lot of douches at the club last night."

by caffcoi November 29, 2013

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douche

an over used term to insult someone

Guy 1: hows it going?

Guy 2: your a douche

by tree tree tree123 November 16, 2009

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douche

A useless human, typically male, entity acting to further the patriarchy, either intentionally or unintentionally.

The guy who messaged me on Tinder turned out to be a douche, imagine that!

by annadoes December 18, 2015

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Douche

Some one who is a total asshole , the kind of person that would cheat on their girlfriend after they knocked her up

I can't believe he called you a fat whore!
your pregnant and its his fault!
Hes such a douche!

by Alexandra Nicole June 24, 2009

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Douche'

douΒ·chΓ©
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douchΓ©

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

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douche

the word you type in after you have found out that you have misspelt it as doosh.

"I'm a retard and I cant spell worth shit! Doosh, douche, it's all the same to me!"

by LaneB November 4, 2005

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Douche Brand Douche

It is a company that sells douches...

Do they?

The Douche Brand Douche!

by UrbanConqueror September 20, 2017