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A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a douchebag is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their dirty deed. To appropriatly call someone a "douchebag" they need to be at least an asshole, but have at least a hint of malice in their actions.
"That dude broke into a house, killed the dog, raped the wife in front of the family, then drank the last of the beer! What a douchebag!"
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a vile obnoxious piece of shit.
joe lieberman is a douchebag.
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a mother fucking jackass that noone likes
Bob- Basharat is such a douchebag
Joe- Why?
Bob- hes just an ass hole for no reason and he has no friends
Joe- true
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Douchebags are typically smug, and exude self-confidence. However, rarely are they actually self-confident, but are usually more likely lacking self-confidence. There are the rare breeds that are so deluded that they believe they are cool, when no one else thinks so. In this case, they are not lacking self-confidence, but are just deluded.
From popular culture:
John Denver (as seen on Southpark)
John Denver is the biggest douchebag in the universe.
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A Princeton, Harvard, Yale, or Columbia University student.
Princeton Student: "Why, my good man, your 401K is clearly inferior to mine. If you were any lower on the financial scale, I would be shocked that you're even allowed to vote!"
Dartmouth student: " . . . Wow, you are an unbelievable douchebag."
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When someone pulls a move that would earn them the title "Douchebag", one is said to have douchebagged, i.e. if one were to horribly misspell a word online or walk into something in public.
John: What are you doing friday night?
Bertha: Im rniung a ramhthaon.
John: Wow, you just douchebagged.
Joey and Mike are walking through the mall, and Joey sees a gorgeous woman, and, whilst staring at her, accidentally trips over an ornamental pillar base and face-plants in front of dozens of people. Mike then says, "Whoa, you douchebagged big time, man!"
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People who are so full of themselves pretending to be "wheelers" or "players" in the corporate world but do not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Douchebags like this call meetings to hear themselves talk, but never say a goddamn thing of any relevance.
Darryl calls a weekly meeting that we all had to commute to, dusts off last week's agenda and talks utter nonsense for two hours--that's a douchebag.
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