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A sexy mother fucker, the best fictional character alive, such a segsy beast
Omg he is such a Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy is actually a very bad character. Most people only love him because he’s hot, like yeah Tom Felton is hot but Draco isn’t. He’s kind of an asshole. He was forced to be a death eater but like no one cares cuz I also have daddy issues but I don’t see no one simping for me. He also said it would be fun to see Hermione Granger get sexually assaulted
“Hey, I just said that it would be fun to see someone get sexually assaulted because my father doesn’t love me”
“That is so Draco Malfoy of you
The hottest, sexist, most beautiful death eater ever. Everyone who is in love with him either has severe daddy issues, severe commitment issues, or is just mentally unstable (I have a mix of the 3)
Person 1: you like Draco Malfoy?!?!
Person 2: hell yeah!
Person 1: that explains a lot...
Draco means the word "dragon" in Latin. Malfoy means "bad" or "unfaithful. So basically, Draco Malfoy means "bad/unfaithful dragon".
Random Person: Hey Draco, what does your name mean?
Draco Malfoy: *sigh* Just look it up in the Urban Dictionary, okay?
A type of ferret that always stays with their father and tells their father about everything
"wow that's a cute Draco Malfoy. What's it's name?"