drew parkerd'

The act of sewing your penis into a woman's vagina while she salivates heavily and complains about how much her life sucks. Satisfaction is never achieved and this is an incredibly painful and possibly fatal process. No one should drew parker anyone else, and whoever it is named after should kill themselves for inventing such an awful act. Also referred to as dping, drewpying, and fatality intercourse.

Man: Hey baby you wanna get drew parkerd'?
Woman: If you ask me that again I will castrate you.
Man:.....do you promise?

News Reporter: Today we honor the 20 victims of the drew parkering orgy that happened in this convention center. We should remember that drew parkering is a fucked up process invented by the devil himself in a twisted plot to kill all mankind. Fuck whoever invented this move, fuck you drew parker!

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Christofer Drew

Christofer Drew is a 20 year old singer in the band, NeverShoutNever. He also has side project bands such as
EatMeWhileImHot! & Gonzo. Christofer is extremely talented and attractive. He's labeled 'Indie' & 'Hipster'.
To summon him up in a few words: A Sexy Mofo Who Has Style<3

Karla: Damn, Christofer Drew is super sexy! omg.
Me: I agree, but you need to learn to appreciate his music, too. Not just his face. Plus, he's already married to me.

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drew mud

Farting forcefully with tremendous gusto and lashings of self confidence only to follow through with an unexpected aqueous emission.

"Have you got a spare pair of shorts I could borrow...only I think I drew mud with that one"

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Nancy Drewing

A woman who uses her detective skills to research and find out facts to a mystery.

Misia thought her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she went Nancy Drewing to prove her suspicions.

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Drew's Mom

1. A cheap and profitable source of sex.
2. See cum-dumpster.
3. The eighth wonder of the world.
4. Quite hot.

Those who haven't "met" Drew's Mom are in the minority.

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Drew Pickles

A character from the Nickelodeon animated series Rugrats. Also a disgusting website that compiles shock site montages creating the ultimate shock site called drewpickles.com

Person 1: Dude, Drew Pickles is such a faggot
Person 2: I know, I just saw his website drewpickles.com!

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Blew Drew

After you blow dry hair. Past tense of blow drying.

I blew drew my hair.

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