A person who uses alcohol to the fact that it causes issues such as a DUII, marital/relationship problems, difficulty on the job, or other negative consequences. They also may or may not be physically dependent/addicted to alcohol.
- “That club sucked ass last night. Hold on, I’mma be right back...”
- “Gurl, you see that? You seen that right now, right? She just got outta orientation!”
- “I mean, yeah, she a problem drinker. She needs Jesus.”
When you drink soda with a wine glass half full.
“I would hang out with Tyrone if he wasn’t such a top hat drinker “
A person to drinks water and looks at books
When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library
A Mold Drinker is someone that blends moldy bread into water and drinks it.
Tom: "Are you a Mold Drinker?"
John: "Shut the fuck up Tom you're high"
A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.
Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"
Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"
A cardinal drinker is part of an elite group of drinkers who had to go through a series of strenuous test to achieve this level of fuckery. Don't drink against them because your night will end very badly
Jake: Did you hear one of clints friends challenged Zach to a drink off?
Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can